The Legend of Bagger Vance

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- The question on the table is, 'How drunk, is drunk enough?' and the answer is that it's all a matter of brain cells.
- Brain cells?
- That's right Hardy, every drink of liquer you take kills a thousand brain cells, but that doesn't much matter cause we got billions more. first the sadness cells go, so you smile real big. then the quiet cells go, so you start sayin everything real loud for no reason at all... but that's ok, that's ok, cause the stupid cells go next, so everything you say is real smart. And last, come the memory cells..... these are tough son's a bithches to kill.
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From The Legend Of Bagger Vance.

Uma poética descrição de um estado mais alcoolizado, num diálogo entre Matt Damon e uma criança (J. Michael Moncrief) no filme A Lenda de Bagger Vance.